I'm going to tell y'all a true story. It involves my neighbor, and we're going to call him "Vern".
Last week, in our neighborhood, a crew of some guys ostensibly doing some contract work for the state, showed up with a fleet of 3 or 4 tractors equipped with side-arm mowing attachments, like big bush-hogs on sideways-reaching backhoe booms. These contraptions are safe for their operators, because they can drive along on the pavement and reach well afield to trim back banks and brush. They are not safe, however, for people and property (as we shall see) beyond the business end of the bush-hog.
The safety factor deteriorates markedly when the operators run the bush-hogs in a vertical position, not to mow over the ground, but to mow back the limbs of trees from the road's "right-of-way." I put "right-of-way" in quotation marks to illustrate scorn for how much "way" the State consistently expresses ownership rights thereof. Anyways...in addition to the 3 or so tractors, the contractor had a crew-cab truck and a couple fellows acting as flagmen.
Vern could hear the activity slowly progressing down the road, I am sure: Rrrrr-urrr-rrrrr-urrr-GGGRRRINDDCHHHH!...Rrrr-urrr-rrrararr-urrrh-GGGGRRRRIND-GGGGRRUNCHHHH-CHUH-CHUH!...like a chain-saw some of the time, and a massive wood-chipper the rest of the time. I didn't see Vern during most of this, and I suspect he was working inside his place. At least, he wasn't immediately in the yard. I was half-studying the work and its progress and half-studying some weeds in my garden, when the lead tractor pulled what we'll call "the exploding tree trick." I watched that tree literally blow apart, sending chunks of limb and trunk 75' into the sky. And, it was close enough to Vern's house, that many of those chunks (20 or more, perhaps...most of them about the size of an empty paper towel roll) found their way onto the top of one of Vern's outbuildings and into his front yard. I have every reason to believe that Vern saw it, too. He was outside in a matter of seconds and picked up a chunk the size of a Louisville Slugger from within 20' of his front porch.
I remember thinking immediately that if that slung chunk hit a fellow in the head, it might knock him out cold. I bet Vern swinging that chunk upside a moron's head might effect the same result, and that possibility became readily apparent. Vern strode deliberately around his outbuilding and into the road, shaking the stick at Mr. Tractor Guy. Tractor Guy set his parking brake and stepped out of the cab, and it looked for just a second like he was thinking about coming on down the ladder. But he didn't. I heard the entire exchange.
Vern yelled at Tractor guy that he'd slung his debris all over the buildings and yard, and that if there'd been a child or small animal in the area, one of them could've gotten dead by the flying shrapnel. And Vern shook the bat-sized stick of wood at Tractor Guy for emphasis, as he spoke. Tractor Guy said, rather smarmily, that he didn't mean to, and that he was sorry. But, Vern said "Sorry doesn't work here. You're either doing something the right way, or the wrong way, and sorry doesn't fix or excuse the wrong way. Don't do it again!" And Vern turned away from the tractor and threw the stick in the ditch...about as hard as he could throw, but away from the tractor and Tractor Guy. Again, I suppose, just for emphasis.
He pointed his finger at Tractor Guy and said "Be careful." Tractor Guy didn't hear him (or pretended to not hear). And Vern stepped closer again and shouted, "Be! Careful!" And, he walked away with steam coming out his ears. Nobody in his right mind would think about being anything but "careful" after that advice from Vern, especially given his rather imposing presence with or without a stick.
A few minutes later, with Vern gone back inside, the entire crew of tractors seemed to decide that that particular area of brush cutting was close enough for government work, I suppose, and rambled on down the road, around the bend and out of sight.
That certainly could have been the end of it, and should've been in my opinion. Au contraire, mon frère...