I enjoyed the Iowa Caucus, and even the results, because I wasn't looking at it as "I really want this guy to win" or "I really want this guy eliminated," as much as I felt like any of them would be an infinitely better leader that the pathetic excuse currently occupying the White House.
Would that that headline were so, it'd be a relatively easy fight. And make no mistake, that's exactly the nuts and bolts of this coming election: Obama wins and America dies. End of story.
But the headline isn't true, or at least it isn't complete. More accurately, it should read: America vs. Obama and His Fawning Media. Because with only a modicum of objectivity, Big Media would be all over the combined malfeasance and ineptitude of this administration.
Fred Barnes, in The Weekly Standard, says there will be six more televised debates by the end of January. Add four more by the end of March, already scheduled. In order, those debates come courtesy of ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN, NBC, CNN, CNN, CNN, NBC, and PBS.
Yikes.
With the obvious possible exception of Fox News, don't you honestly expect the moderators' questions to be geared toward emphasizing the individual faults of the candidates, and stirring the slightest antipathy between them, rather than any of their comparitive strengths vs Obama? The only way their candidate (The One) stands a chance is if they continue promoting his narrative. That is, they'll ask questions that paint the candidates (and GOP) in the worst possible light in order to avoid any light at all hitting their guy.
Here's a list of ten questions I wish they'd ask (or I would ask, given the opportunity):
Let's go straight down the line with 10 seconds for each candidate. Off the top of your head, if you count being Senator of Illinois as one, and President as the other, how many MORE jobs have you actually had in your lifetime than Obama's two?
Which do you think is a more egregious offense, experimentally implementing Romneycare as a trial balloon solution in a very liberal state or forcing Obabamamacare down the throats of the entire nation, in spite of its heated opposition?
Follow-up question, show of hands...Which of you would, immediately upon being sworn in, grant waivers regarding Obamacare to all 50 states and begin working toward repealing it completely?
How many rounds of golf did you play last year, while you should/could have been working? Alternative question, how much vacation travel did you and your family enjoy last year at the expense of the American people?
If you and a Marine and Nancy Pelosi were all getting on an elevator, how many of you would still be standing when the elevator doors opened?
Could you envision your home congregation inviting the "Reverend" Jeremiah Wright to deliver a guest sermon?
If Bill Ayers, George Soros, Cass Sundstein and Michelle Obama were all swept away in a flood, but you could save only one of them, would you A) order a pizza, or B) go to a movie?
Obama once said he'd convened a panel of experts to determine "whose ass to kick." What odds would you give each of your fellow candidates in a bare-knuckle match versus Obama? What odds would you give yourself?
Would you be in favor of waterboarding Eric Holder?
Pick any of the following and tell whether they would endorse you or Obama:
*Bin Laden
*George Washington
*Martin Luther King, Jr.
*Josef Stalin
*Adolph Hitler
*John Wayne
*Kim Jong Il
*Flight 93 passenger Tom Burnett, Jr
*Milton Friedman
*King Solomon
*King Leonidas
If asked to moderate any of those planned debates, I'll gladly see about moving some things around to make it happen. It'd be the best debate evah!
What question would you ask?
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Friday, January 6, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
Not Too Late
For a worthwhile New Years resolution. You're probably a wonderful person, just as you are, even if you eat too many procrastinations, drink too many cigarettes, or smoke too much caffeine.
A RESOLUTION
We hereby recognize that the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama has been a disaster. The corruption, incompetence and lack of experience demonstrated by the President, his advisers and allies in the U.S. Congress and the American news media have made Americans worse off economically and have damaged our alliances around the world and placed us at a disadvantage in relation to our enemies.
Four more years of this failed, corrupt and recklessly radical presidency would impart lasting and irreparable damage on the fabric of this country and expose us to further economic decline and dangers from overseas.
Therefore, we hereby resolve...
Additionally, you can resolve to read more at Mike's America, Hillbilly White Trash, and On Motivation & Chocolate, any of which will make you feel smarter than a Holiday Inn Express.
NOTE: One caveat I had to Mike's Resolution is that if Kooky Ron gets the nomination, I'll support a scheme to launch a third party and camp out on Chris Christie's lawn until he agrees to run.
A RESOLUTION
We hereby recognize that the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama has been a disaster. The corruption, incompetence and lack of experience demonstrated by the President, his advisers and allies in the U.S. Congress and the American news media have made Americans worse off economically and have damaged our alliances around the world and placed us at a disadvantage in relation to our enemies.
Four more years of this failed, corrupt and recklessly radical presidency would impart lasting and irreparable damage on the fabric of this country and expose us to further economic decline and dangers from overseas.
Therefore, we hereby resolve...
Additionally, you can resolve to read more at Mike's America, Hillbilly White Trash, and On Motivation & Chocolate, any of which will make you feel smarter than a Holiday Inn Express.
NOTE: One caveat I had to Mike's Resolution is that if Kooky Ron gets the nomination, I'll support a scheme to launch a third party and camp out on Chris Christie's lawn until he agrees to run.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
I Got Your Fear Mongering Right Here
I keep hearing about Obama's extended overseas travel and brief stopover back in America and subsequent additional overseas travel. It's easy to surmise that his reason for vacating the country would be to avoid shouldering any responsibility or accountability for the destruction his policies have wrought, but it could be he's avoiding something far more sinister.
Could be, he's keeping his distance from Brutus and Cassius.
Think about it. There was a time when every America-loving patriot, maybe not wished for but certainly wouldn't have cried over, Barack Hussein Obama's untimely demise. Such is most definitely no longer the case. No single person can claim more responsibility for waking up the general populace than the O!Bummer. Talk about being the great unifier!
May I digress? Sure.
Back when I was in the Titty Bar business, everyone in the club knew the importance of proper lighting. Keep it dark, or even better, keep the lights changing from flashy to dim, dim to flashy, strobing, pulsating, but ever-changing and never steady. The purpose is obvious; never let the guys with the money see those entertainers (apologies to the many fine-looking ladies I've known, you're exempt from this discussion)...especially those known as "day-girls", and get a really good look at the object of their desire. With very limited exception, the money dries up damn fast, when certain features are presented in the steady light of day.
Such is the case with this administration. He isn't even pretty, anymore, to his own would-be devotees. And for those of us on the Right, and truly anyone with their eyes open, he is easily identifiable as that which is evil, corrupt, political, unAmerican, anti-business, statist, unaccountable...I could go on and on...but the point is that we've never had a better poster-child for "wrong" than him. There has never been a better catalyst for waking up average America than to have such blatant personification of skullduggery. Simply put, Obama as a target of ire (less than an actual target) for Republicans is a good thing, and we''re likely to enjoy the fruits of keeping him alive. At least as a target for impeachment proceedings, I might add.
On the other hand, and this is getting to my greater point (a long-winded process, I'm sorry to say) that his scarcity on the scene might ought to be attributable to very real concerns for his safety...safety from his so-called friends.
If you agree with me that he's doing much good to galvanize the Right, and those folks on the Left (who are not total idiots, by the way) can see the same thing happening, what better time to shake things up? If you're him, and you know how devious and despicable his comrades can be, would you be turning your back on any of them? How easily would you sleep if you suspected that your own Brutus's needed to pin some scandalous dirt on their political rivals to maintain power?
Putting it another way, if Nancy knows she's currently #3 (until unseated as speaker by the swearing-in ceremonies) how passionately might she cling to that title if she considered a senate-floor stabbing could be afoot?
If the Dems could assassinate Obama and pin it on the Republicans (enter complicit left-wing media?), how would fortune smile on their power? Would Soros authorize the sacrifice of his puppet if it meant the end-game would be at hand? As Bricktop says in the movie Snatch, "You're really not much good to me alive now, are you Turkish?"
Fantastic, I know. But, if I can imagine it, why then not they? Does the Teleprompter-In-Chief imagine that possibility, too?
Does Princess Nancy?
Another question: Where's Joe Biden been? Does he have a food-taster? Is he deep in a concrete bunker somewhere?
Shouldn't he be?
Dear Obama: Continued good health to you, dickhead. Watch your back. Don't go changin'...
Could be, he's keeping his distance from Brutus and Cassius.
Think about it. There was a time when every America-loving patriot, maybe not wished for but certainly wouldn't have cried over, Barack Hussein Obama's untimely demise. Such is most definitely no longer the case. No single person can claim more responsibility for waking up the general populace than the O!Bummer. Talk about being the great unifier!
May I digress? Sure.
Back when I was in the Titty Bar business, everyone in the club knew the importance of proper lighting. Keep it dark, or even better, keep the lights changing from flashy to dim, dim to flashy, strobing, pulsating, but ever-changing and never steady. The purpose is obvious; never let the guys with the money see those entertainers (apologies to the many fine-looking ladies I've known, you're exempt from this discussion)...especially those known as "day-girls", and get a really good look at the object of their desire. With very limited exception, the money dries up damn fast, when certain features are presented in the steady light of day.
Such is the case with this administration. He isn't even pretty, anymore, to his own would-be devotees. And for those of us on the Right, and truly anyone with their eyes open, he is easily identifiable as that which is evil, corrupt, political, unAmerican, anti-business, statist, unaccountable...I could go on and on...but the point is that we've never had a better poster-child for "wrong" than him. There has never been a better catalyst for waking up average America than to have such blatant personification of skullduggery. Simply put, Obama as a target of ire (less than an actual target) for Republicans is a good thing, and we''re likely to enjoy the fruits of keeping him alive. At least as a target for impeachment proceedings, I might add.
On the other hand, and this is getting to my greater point (a long-winded process, I'm sorry to say) that his scarcity on the scene might ought to be attributable to very real concerns for his safety...safety from his so-called friends.
If you agree with me that he's doing much good to galvanize the Right, and those folks on the Left (who are not total idiots, by the way) can see the same thing happening, what better time to shake things up? If you're him, and you know how devious and despicable his comrades can be, would you be turning your back on any of them? How easily would you sleep if you suspected that your own Brutus's needed to pin some scandalous dirt on their political rivals to maintain power?
Putting it another way, if Nancy knows she's currently #3 (until unseated as speaker by the swearing-in ceremonies) how passionately might she cling to that title if she considered a senate-floor stabbing could be afoot?
If the Dems could assassinate Obama and pin it on the Republicans (enter complicit left-wing media?), how would fortune smile on their power? Would Soros authorize the sacrifice of his puppet if it meant the end-game would be at hand? As Bricktop says in the movie Snatch, "You're really not much good to me alive now, are you Turkish?"
Fantastic, I know. But, if I can imagine it, why then not they? Does the Teleprompter-In-Chief imagine that possibility, too?
Does Princess Nancy?
Another question: Where's Joe Biden been? Does he have a food-taster? Is he deep in a concrete bunker somewhere?
Shouldn't he be?
Dear Obama: Continued good health to you, dickhead. Watch your back. Don't go changin'...
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Cold Day, Hot Pie
Many, many years ago, in one of my earliest jobs in the construction industry, I worked for a grading and utilities contractor. Our company's business was usually within about a 50-mile radius from the office, so our crews generally travelled to jobsites each day, as opposed to staying in hotels during the week. One such early morning ride included our hero of this tale, named Bill.
On a frigid January morning, Bill's foreman pulled the company crew-cab into a convenience store about half way to their jobsite, a new sewer line project, approximately 1.5 hours drive from the office. Bill, like most of his coworkers on the drive, had been snoozing on the way to the job, but rousted himself up to fetch some coffee and nabs (nabs = nondescript name for any type of snack food). In addition to his coffee, Bill left the store with a pack of smokes and a factory-packaged fried apple pie. Bill drank his coffee and smoked a cigarette while they were stopped, but put his pie away unopened for later in the morning, when he'd be taking a break.
When the crew arrived at the jobsite, and while the equipment operators lubed, cranked, and warmed up their various machines, Bill filled the resevoir of what's called a salamander heater with off-road diesel fuel. The temperature was expected to only get into the 20's for a high that day, and the fellows would be wanting to keep warm, especially their hands. A salamander heater has a metal saucer-shaped tank about the size of a small wash-tub as a base, with a 6" metal smokestack protruding skyward from its center. The surfaces can throw off 150-degree heat, and really make a difference for men working with their hands to ward off the numbing effects of the cold. Although a very chilly day, the weather was otherwise clear, and the crew began shouldering the task of laying pipe and setting manholes.
Then, about 9:30 that morning, Bill's breakfast started petering out, and he remembered that fried apple pie. Man, he thought, that thing would be just the ticket about now. And, it'd be even better if it was warmed up. Of course, there wasn't a microwave oven on a pipeline jobsite out in the woods, but he did have a heat source: the salamander heater. So, Bill went to the truck, grabbed his pie, took it out of its wax-paper wrapper, and laid it on the base of that heater, up close to the stove-pipe. And waited.
15 minutes or so later, Bill figured that the time was right to check on the consumability of the pie.
Now, not being the sharpest tool in the shed, and having a limited understanding of the laws of thermodynamics, Bill didn't consider the possibility that his pie could theoretically be every bit as hot as the heater on which it had sat.
Bill, with his gloved hands, picked up his pie. He turned the pie from hand to hand but couldn't guage the pie's temperature through the thick leather gloves. At that point he decided to do one of those things that later affords no deniability...he slapped the very hot pie to the right side of his face, leaving a D-shaped scorch mark.
"Ssssssssssss"
That moment of stupidity was one that old Bill was never able to, during his tenure with that particular company, live down. And he eventually moved to greener pastures.
Recollecting this story reminds me of the temporary stupidity of folks who've chosen to endorse Democrats in recent years. Can there be any deniability at this point that the Democrat Party is almost universally corrupt, particularly the Presidential administration? Is there not a shrinking distinction between Democrat and Socialist? The Obama/Biden White House has set new extremes for ineptitude and cronyism. Chris Dodd and slobbering Barney Frank are finally going to get the "credit" they deserve for wrecking the economy. The Clintons are proving to everyone that they never give a damn about anything besides more power, recognition, and authority for themselves. Reid and Pelosi have shown exactly how lustful for more big-government schemes they can get when their authority goes unchecked. Rangel and Waters could end up in jail for their crookedness. Chicken-Little Gore's wealth redistribution scheme (and latent hypocrisy). John Edwards' cheat-a-thon, and John Effin Kerry's boat-cloaking maneuver. NC Congresscritter Boob Etheridge assaulting a student. Funny man Franken's stolen election. Bribery and scandal with Blago and Sestak. Everything Alan Grayson has uttered. The Atlanta-area Congressional dipshit that thinks Guam could tip over for having too many US soldiers stationed there. Thuggery and shenanigans and corruption and outright ignorance. The list goes on and on.
Seriously, if there's any good anywhere in the Donkey party, I ain't seeing it.
It may not be enough to scrape that Obama/Biden sticker off of your Prius in the months and years ahead...You may have to move to a place where nobody knows you, or knows what that big, D-shaped scorch mark on your face is all about.
On a frigid January morning, Bill's foreman pulled the company crew-cab into a convenience store about half way to their jobsite, a new sewer line project, approximately 1.5 hours drive from the office. Bill, like most of his coworkers on the drive, had been snoozing on the way to the job, but rousted himself up to fetch some coffee and nabs (nabs = nondescript name for any type of snack food). In addition to his coffee, Bill left the store with a pack of smokes and a factory-packaged fried apple pie. Bill drank his coffee and smoked a cigarette while they were stopped, but put his pie away unopened for later in the morning, when he'd be taking a break.
When the crew arrived at the jobsite, and while the equipment operators lubed, cranked, and warmed up their various machines, Bill filled the resevoir of what's called a salamander heater with off-road diesel fuel. The temperature was expected to only get into the 20's for a high that day, and the fellows would be wanting to keep warm, especially their hands. A salamander heater has a metal saucer-shaped tank about the size of a small wash-tub as a base, with a 6" metal smokestack protruding skyward from its center. The surfaces can throw off 150-degree heat, and really make a difference for men working with their hands to ward off the numbing effects of the cold. Although a very chilly day, the weather was otherwise clear, and the crew began shouldering the task of laying pipe and setting manholes.
Then, about 9:30 that morning, Bill's breakfast started petering out, and he remembered that fried apple pie. Man, he thought, that thing would be just the ticket about now. And, it'd be even better if it was warmed up. Of course, there wasn't a microwave oven on a pipeline jobsite out in the woods, but he did have a heat source: the salamander heater. So, Bill went to the truck, grabbed his pie, took it out of its wax-paper wrapper, and laid it on the base of that heater, up close to the stove-pipe. And waited.
15 minutes or so later, Bill figured that the time was right to check on the consumability of the pie.
Now, not being the sharpest tool in the shed, and having a limited understanding of the laws of thermodynamics, Bill didn't consider the possibility that his pie could theoretically be every bit as hot as the heater on which it had sat.
Bill, with his gloved hands, picked up his pie. He turned the pie from hand to hand but couldn't guage the pie's temperature through the thick leather gloves. At that point he decided to do one of those things that later affords no deniability...he slapped the very hot pie to the right side of his face, leaving a D-shaped scorch mark.
"Ssssssssssss"
That moment of stupidity was one that old Bill was never able to, during his tenure with that particular company, live down. And he eventually moved to greener pastures.
Recollecting this story reminds me of the temporary stupidity of folks who've chosen to endorse Democrats in recent years. Can there be any deniability at this point that the Democrat Party is almost universally corrupt, particularly the Presidential administration? Is there not a shrinking distinction between Democrat and Socialist? The Obama/Biden White House has set new extremes for ineptitude and cronyism. Chris Dodd and slobbering Barney Frank are finally going to get the "credit" they deserve for wrecking the economy. The Clintons are proving to everyone that they never give a damn about anything besides more power, recognition, and authority for themselves. Reid and Pelosi have shown exactly how lustful for more big-government schemes they can get when their authority goes unchecked. Rangel and Waters could end up in jail for their crookedness. Chicken-Little Gore's wealth redistribution scheme (and latent hypocrisy). John Edwards' cheat-a-thon, and John Effin Kerry's boat-cloaking maneuver. NC Congresscritter Boob Etheridge assaulting a student. Funny man Franken's stolen election. Bribery and scandal with Blago and Sestak. Everything Alan Grayson has uttered. The Atlanta-area Congressional dipshit that thinks Guam could tip over for having too many US soldiers stationed there. Thuggery and shenanigans and corruption and outright ignorance. The list goes on and on.
Seriously, if there's any good anywhere in the Donkey party, I ain't seeing it.
It may not be enough to scrape that Obama/Biden sticker off of your Prius in the months and years ahead...You may have to move to a place where nobody knows you, or knows what that big, D-shaped scorch mark on your face is all about.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
The Enemies Of My Enemies Are My Friends
My buddy Ted sent me the following video, forwarded on from a friend of his. His friend, the originator of the email, seemed to have more affection (based on the language in his text) for Obama than for Reverend Manning. That is, the friend's words belied a bit of condescension regarding Manning, which from my point of view is misplaced considering how loathsome the alternative (Obama) is by comparison.
A brief search suggests that this video is from around the time of the 2008 election, so it's not quite cutting edge media.
I believe Dr. Manning is correct that an uprising is at hand, and he is quite welcome on the team of good guys.
"This man is destroying what God loves!" says Reverend Manning, whose doctorate is in philosophy, according to the Atlah Ministries website.
Dr. Manning's delivery may seem a bit comical, if you listen to it as if it's a news program, which is as it is designed to appear. But, Dr. Manning is a preacher, and he's speaking to his congregation in a way to which they can relate. The thing I believe caught my friend's friend's attention is the disgust from one black citizen regarding the Obamination. Well, let me be the first to tell you, there's lots of influential black men and women who aren't singing Obama's (or his fellow corruptocrat's) praises. You aren't likely to see them, if you get your current events from the ostrich media. Want more from Reverend Manning? Right-click the above video and watch it at YouTube...and you'll see another dozen such vids in the sidebar.
Regular readers of the ST&L will know, however, one of my favorites is Alfonzo Rachel. Who, incidentally, also has an essay at Big Hollywood where he shoots Bill Maher (figuratively, dipshits) in the foot.
Enjoy:
A brief search suggests that this video is from around the time of the 2008 election, so it's not quite cutting edge media.
I believe Dr. Manning is correct that an uprising is at hand, and he is quite welcome on the team of good guys.
"This man is destroying what God loves!" says Reverend Manning, whose doctorate is in philosophy, according to the Atlah Ministries website.
Dr. Manning's delivery may seem a bit comical, if you listen to it as if it's a news program, which is as it is designed to appear. But, Dr. Manning is a preacher, and he's speaking to his congregation in a way to which they can relate. The thing I believe caught my friend's friend's attention is the disgust from one black citizen regarding the Obamination. Well, let me be the first to tell you, there's lots of influential black men and women who aren't singing Obama's (or his fellow corruptocrat's) praises. You aren't likely to see them, if you get your current events from the ostrich media. Want more from Reverend Manning? Right-click the above video and watch it at YouTube...and you'll see another dozen such vids in the sidebar.
Regular readers of the ST&L will know, however, one of my favorites is Alfonzo Rachel. Who, incidentally, also has an essay at Big Hollywood where he shoots Bill Maher (figuratively, dipshits) in the foot.
Enjoy:
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Ours vs. Theirs
Just got this today from my friend Danny. Being Right has all the inherent advantages like having a clear conscience, but let us not forget the other undeniable benefits...
We win.
Just an added note: Clicking on the picture will open a larger version. Which will afford you a better look at the two teams. Just be sure to hit the "back" button before seering your eyeballs on those corruptocrat skanks.
Say it again...We win.
We win.
Just an added note: Clicking on the picture will open a larger version. Which will afford you a better look at the two teams. Just be sure to hit the "back" button before seering your eyeballs on those corruptocrat skanks.
Say it again...We win.
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