That's what the report cards said.
But here comes proof otherwise, kids. I'd like to introduce my buddy, Rusty Straightrazor. He has a blog, and it's right over there. I like it so much that I am going to work up a gadget that shows his frequent contributions, linkwise, and occupying a place of prominence on this publication. His contributions will consist almost entirely of publicly smacking those deemed worthy.
What socially unworthy scumsucking scallywags are smack-worthy in Rusty's opinion? Well, ultimately, you'll have to ask him. But I'm sure the folks who keep raping the US Constitution will be among them, as will a totally different band of the smacking spectrum: Duke basketball players (see today's post). Likewise, I'd expect to see Delayed-Harvest-trout-stream poachers, pop-media talking heads, RINOs, PETAs, terrorist sympathizers, and cat-lovers. He mentioned to me that he may even include a way to submit your own candidates! How cooler-than-shit is that?
His blog is aptly named, drumroll please...The Daily Flush-O-Gram. I hope you like it. I hope you like it enough to send me money, which I will make sure he gets.